Two minute book review...

 ...from my friend Anna Whatley's Twilight-themed birthday party in Brixton. The lovely lady is an actress and is reading the fourth book in Stephanie Meyer's Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn (naturally). She said: "I don't know where to start - it's just amazing. There are lots of twists and turns and it is just a fantastic story. It's good to see how it turns out with Edward and Bella and how it all ends. All four books are just really good."

After two vodka jelly shots with eyeballs in, I was a bit scoofed and had a grand old time. Everyone was dressed in suitably vampiric attire and Anna had decorated her flat with lots of Twilight-esque touches such as red apples and massive pictures of Robert Pattinson's head.

Sadly I didn't have fangs so just bared my teeth for most pictures. Looking at this one of me and my friends Jo and Kelly now, I'm not sure this was the best idea...